babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via notsleepingbelle)

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via notsleepingbelle)

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(Source: marimopet, via skiesaboveyou)

"And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive."

(via alleglories)

(Source: write2014, via fthesystem)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: pvcharry, via daffokil-me)

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

(via daffokil-me)